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We're eating some homemade vegetable soup with a tomato broth. Christian wanted to be done, but hadn't eaten much.
"mom, I don't like the birth."
"the what?"
"the birth. It's yuck. "
After some big smiles, Patrick informed him it was called BROTH. Christian informed him he just calls it BIRTH.
Later that night we were filling out a spotlight sheet for Christian's primary class-
patrick: "Christian, whats one food you don't like?"
Christian: "BARTH! I don't like Barth. and Onions."
Man, bud. I wouldn't want to eat anything called birth OR barth. Can't blame you there!
:)