How to take off the 'baby weight'....and FAST!!
Just Follow this simple, step-by-step plan
NOTE: Its important to start this within the first 7 days of giving birth to your 3rd child
Have your 2 toddlers get sick.
Get sick yourself.
Have your throat swell up so much you can't really eat.
End up in the ER (due to lack of urgent care centers, or any other doctor open on Saturday)-
Get a shot in the hip and some intensive antibiotics.
Keep this regime up and in a few short days you'll be amazed at the numbers dropping from the scale!
NOTE: In order to not wither away and perish, be sure you are living in an area with extremely generous and loving people who provide the most delectible dinners for post-baby-delivering. You can really 'stock' up on the good food/desserts/calories in the days prior to beginning this exclusive diet.
Editors Note: Funny how this happens when I really and truly don't care about rushing back to 'pre-baby' size. When I was totally content to take it easy and my body have a rest. Oh well.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
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3 comments:
Ugh. So not fair. MOTHERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GET SICK.
Sorry to heat you ended up in the ER for a shot! YUCK! HOpe you are feeling better today?!
oh no! I am so sorry!! I agree with Trisa. . . there should be some hormone that kicks in when you deliver that makes it impossible to be sick for the next . . oh . . eighteen YEARS!
i'm so glad that you have a fantastic ward that is taking care of you like your sisters should. Miss you!!
Tawna,
We are so sorry to hear that you and the boys are sick. Let's see if I remember right my mother used to say that if we were sick that we needed to honey and vinegar drink. Or was it honey and lemmon? or was it honey and ?. It was honey and something and it did not taste very good and so we got better quickly to get off of the medication.
We do hop that you recover quickly.
Love,
Dad Hadfield
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